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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (7 children)

So you are... Checks notes 2200 miles away from the border. I feel like even if we disregard them voting for trump and just judge them based on that being their main voting issue, they're dumb as fuck, aren't they?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, that's too bad. ANYWAY . . .

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago (11 children)

oh no, you lost access to the people you were viciously exploiting because of your racism?

well boo fucking hoo

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago

These maga fuckers deserve all the worst

[–] [email protected] 57 points 23 hours ago

"We voted for racism, not poverty and hard work! We don't want these jobs - they're for the spi... I mean for those people." --MAGA.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 21 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 282 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You have to be a unique kind of stupid to profit from illegal labour and vote to have illegals deported.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 day ago

Not unique, unfortunately, but very common.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, they have been targeted very precisely with a military psychological operation that is explicitly geared to striking fear into the vulnerable and building poor political choices off of that fear.

Yes, they're incredibly arrogant, violent, and stupid, but MAGA (and it's prequel; Brexit) works off of fear and not much else. Maybe if they really like country music I guess that could be a thing. Or flags. It sure as hell doesn't work off of reason or logic, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Nah, farmers would vote for Satan if he had a GOP endorsement.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yea but like that one trans athlete won a race and the bitch that finished 5th was blonde so like, cant have that

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

You're the cow now, Trump milks these rubes who don't care what he says or does until it affects them.

This article is focusing on the wrong issue, forget the "woe-is-me-poor-farmer" BS. The real tragedy is the countless workers, ya know the ones that ACTUALLY do the labor that are jobless for justifiable fear of being called a terrorist invader and get a trip to an El Salvadorian prison.

Boo hoo, the workers you were exploiting can't work. Too fucking bad. Do it yourself at 4 AM, it's quite literally and explicitly what you voted for.

Is America finally great again ya fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 23 hours ago

Guess who he will vote for next election. Nothing like repeatedly jamming a stick in your spokes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At least you guys are getting a parade for his birthday. That should be fun.

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah, because Vermont had so many issues at the Canafian border... and "gangbangers" are such a big problem in rural areas lol

GET FUCKED.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

They have imagined a threat (there isn't one) so they can imagine they are in danger or persecuted (they aren't), so they can imagine they deserve a savior (they don't), who they imagine Donald Trump to be (he most definitely isn't one).

I'd say it's a cult, but I doubt most cults even require this level of mental gymnastics.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce you to most religion.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is a religion not just a cult that really took off?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The difference between a religion and a cult is there is no longer someone in a religion that knows it's all BS.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Leopards! Leopards!

Nom Nom Nom!

Eat their noses

Bite their toeses

Nom Nom Nom!

Gooooo, LEOPARDS!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Fuck this guy and his farm.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago

May you have the life you voted for.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago

Knowingly using undocumented workers, complaining about not having a visa program to continue taking advantage of migrants he degrades, and would still vote Trump, too. I hope they get bird flu from a big face full of cow mucus.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago

what did they think .. wait. yeah. they’re not capable of thinking.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Not my undocumented immigrants, though.”

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What was wrong with the border? The farmer is a racist or a sheep. Sounds like both.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You could hire Americans at living wage...

Oh no, I said the 'other' quiet part out loud.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump made you a better, harder working person. That’s not good?

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