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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump

Maybe if he just offers the leopards a little more face....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Surely after eating enough faces the leopards will get a tummy ache and stop.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

its time for lions, and hyenas to eat your face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

ALmost selfaware wolves.