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Filter? What Filter? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

since you can't fuck them.

As opposed to the bullet holes then?

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sorry, typo fixed before I saw your comment. :P

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Aww, too bad. I actually generally try not to tease about typos, I've made plenty myself, but occasionally I can't resist. Decent chance there's one in this comment and, just for fun, I'm not even going to proofread!

Thanks for being a good sport about it. For any future readers, the unedited post said "moth" instead of "mouth."

Hope that, whatever part of your day it is, it's a good one.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Same to you! :D

The world needs occasional fun with typos.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Don't forget bellybutton.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

How many positions are available?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I never really found out what the third was for.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Sex. They're all for sex.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Eating and breathing

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