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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

German trench digging contract company driving into a war zone, setting up orange cones, and saw horse barriers telling everyone that this area is under construction and won't be ready until next Tuesday.

Tractor starts noisily digging into the earth in full view of the British army ....

Someone shoots the tractor .... "Hey! We're working here!!!"

British sniper sheepishly crawls back and gets scolded by everyone.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
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The leader of the Germans stood with a triumphant roar.
"I've got it! We shall build a machine that's totally great!".
"A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore".
Beelzebub himself will fear the Bagger 188!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

That's the 288 version. This is a prototype, 188

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Innen ist es größer (That's pretty much the limit of my German)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I wanna hear the mechanical zeit noises inside!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Got to be able to place a phone call. And scan the surface for enemy boats.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

[In the background, an Austro-Hungarian submarine breaches the surface of the meadow.]

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I want one. How much?

Sincerely, man who has dug way too many trenches.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Only if you promise to not also burn through the witches.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm naming my E-Tool Dragula as we speak.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fine, I'm naming mine Elvira to avoid confusion.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Incredible, check out tractors from post ww2 even

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Imperial trench digging machine, Rebellion, a long, long time ago:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Still too soon ;(

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

WAR MACHINES THAT PLOT DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOON! 🎶

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