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I think that’s just one of Granny’s myths, though.

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

No, it totally works! Proof:

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

deep sigh

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I didn't get it pls help.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

🍏

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is not a Granny Smith apple.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ceci n'est pas une pomme.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

bite

What? I'm hungry.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I asked my grandma if she like mushy apples. She replied, "No honey, crisp."

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

apple-ing pun

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

What a tart joke.

this post was submitted on 22 May 2025

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