Dog pussy is the best, I swear man, that shit changes your mood.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Missed a comma before 'man', since you're kind of addressing. Now you're just swearing man.
Dog pussy is the best! I swear, man, that shit changes your mood.
They can swear man if they want to!
The pfp certainly doesn't help 😂
I saw the pfp and was deadass horrified for a hot second before I realized the joke was the person realizing their comma mistake.
But where would the comma go?
"Dog, pussy is great."
I'm not sure if you're joking or not...
It should be: dog , pussy is the best I swear man that shit changes your mood
If you don't put the comma after dog, then it looks like you're talking about a dog's pussy. By putting the comma, the reader knows the speaker is using the word dog as a nickname for a person, and is telling "dog" (a person) about how much they love eating pussy. The comma is necessary for clarification.
Let's eat Grandma vs. Let's eat , Grandma Help robbers! vs Help , robbers! etc.
Dog, pussy is the best; I swear man, that shit changes your mood.
You've added the cunnilingus. The original doesn't define the manner of pussy interaction.
~~Shit you got me → Shit, you got me~~ /jk
Yeah realize now I added the method of interaction
~~Shit you got me → Shit, you got me~~ /jk
Just wanna say this looks like the title of a sick hyperpop track.
Just looks odd using the "dog" moniker like that, almost feels forced for the joke
"dog pussy is the best, i swear man that shit changes your mood" /s
"/s" Coward ;p
I thought he was just in character.
Yeah I figured it was a profile for the dog, and the owner just saw him score and come back in a better mood.
Shiba-inEWWWW!
I don't use adobe often, what is a pfp?
Profile fucking picture
pfp is an abbreviation of profile picture.
ProFile Pic
Adding commas makes this tweet more cringe
Extra convincing since animal genitals in furry porn are a controversy in the furry sector. Some like their characters to have animal-appropriate gonads where others (e.g. VISA, the credit card) feel thats a line too far.
(Not a furvert myself but have researched intersections of sex-focused content and the freedom of speech, or in some cases, commercial restrictions on free speech.)
Visa has a public opinion on furry genitalia??
Believe it or not, VISA and MasterCard are effectively the arbiters of mortality on the internet. They act as payment processors for most porn sites, if your site shows acts or imagery that they believe is "too far" they'll remove your ability to accept money so sites keep content on the right side of what payment processors find acceptable.
Season 1 of the Hot Money podcast goes into a lot more detail and is a really interesting listen.
Yep they won't process payments from all sorts of websites
They apparently don't like calling a spade a spade.
They have an opinion on losing money, they're afraid they might end up being sued.
Jesus 😭
let's eat grandma
I saw a girl on the hill with a telescope
Oh because “saw” can mean “did see” or “do use a chainsaw”. I get it!
Also, do I, does she, or does the hill have the telescope?
Ohhh. Now I see. To answer your question: yes!
"Why saw her with a telescope?"
"Because it's dull, you twit; it'll hurt more!"
Dawg