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giving her the benefit of the doubt I had responded to "since you're jewish what do you know about the jewish mafia?" with an explanation of the Purple Gang and Meyer Lansky and the absorption of the mafia into the national security state, and she comes back at me with that.

This came after two days of me explaining historical materialism to her. I think there's a lesson to be learned here about white people

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago

Tell them they know too much and start spamming Hebrew characters

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

CURSE OF RA טםכףעער🥯פחםצךאב✡️דץןלפמל🕍קכ🕎ת🫓נאמדזחתגצוזב🔯ךשגססטוץנקףיןישההר

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Protips for making more convincing looking Hebrew text

  • All of those letters that dip below the base line only go at the left end of words. This one too ם , the only one of its kind that doesn't do the dip, it's a meme.

  • Most words are 3 to 6 letters long, it's quite rare for them to have more than 8. For example, even the name Jehoshaphat is 6 letters in Hebrew (Y-h-u-sh-f-t)

  • The ה is slightly overrepresented at the beginnings and ends of words. Heh, don't ask me why.

  • Double letters are very rare.

  • For some of the longer words, you bet ב will often look good at the right end.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

This one too ם , [...] it's a meme.

kelly

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

yeah this is two copies of the hebrew alphabet and some emoji sorted randomly. i think the original "curse of ra" meme is just random hieroglyphs

[-] [email protected] 68 points 2 years ago

...the hell is wrong with people?

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[-] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago

smuglord Sure, historical materialism, but have you considered ~~human nature~~ ThE jEwS?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Der Antisemitismus ist der Sozialismus der dummen Kerle

[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The proper response to this is always to turn it back on them with "conqueror morality" since that's what they live by

"damn, whites really must be inferior if a handful of Jews can rule their 1 Billion+ population across several continents' worth of land"
"kicked out of 45 countries? How does such a tiny group of people colonize 45 countries across 3000+ years?"

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't bother antisemitism doesn't need to make sense because the anti-semite has full right to make it up as they go.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

That's sometimes what I do.

"It's DA JOOZ!"

"Well, that means we're the master race and not you. Need I remind you that your God chose my people?"

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

What's the line? "Antisemitism is the socialism of fools"?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Well yes. Fuck her. But spending two days lecturing a stranger you're attempting to woo on historical materialism without realising you're wasting your time on a dogmatic racist is also giving very white energy, comrade. I only kid because I love and I 100-com could see myself doing it

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I will lecture literally anyone that is willing to listen. I do not care where it is.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

willing to listen

you're more disciplined than i am

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If they're not willing to listen and learn they instead receive both barrels and then some. I am a relentless advocate of the carrot and stick approach and I have an extremely mean stick.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

checks own username

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

cmon dude i'm tryna get my dick wet over here

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Maybe pick a sexier philosophy to pontificate upon. Existentialism perhaps?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Maybe pick a sexier philosophy to pontificate upon. Existentialism perhaps?

what is that one about?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

If @[email protected] plays it right its about getting his dick wet. Worked for Sartre and De Bouvier anyway

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

antinatalism

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Then don't lecture her for two days?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

fuck you i wont do what you tell me

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Some of those that give lectures / are the same that will hector

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Tell her "We invented those stories to take blame for it, so you whites wouldn't feel so guilty all the time".

See if it makes her brain stall out to consider that getting people to talk about how "Jews control the world" is a secret Jewish plot.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

She really knows how to make a first impression. Just not a good oneyea

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I'm begging you all to get off of the apps. It's not worth it folks

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

They're nice because you don't have to go out alone, you don't have to hit on people in front of your friends/at places your friends want to go, and you can be as sure as possible that the person you're talking to is at least somewhat interested in you as a romantic partner. They have a ton of downsides, of course.

The synthesis here is to have only a short conversation then suggest getting a coffee, a beer, or some other short activity.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Where else am I supposed to meet girls? Outside?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I'm begging you all to get off of the apps.

I wish society would abandon them en masse and they'd become a completely forgotten fad.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Idaho solidarity ❤️ I have also mistakenly conversed with white supremacists on dating apps

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Fun fact Idaho is the only US state with a gibberish name. It was named by a conman who claimed to be an elected representative from the territory (he wasn't) and suggested the word Idaho for the state. He claimed it was a Shoshone word meaning "gem of the mountain" (it's not)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This sent me on a rabbit hole of looking up the origin of state names, and it turns out that it is to this day unknown where the name Oregon even came from. There are several ideas on the wiki page for etymology of Oregon, but apparently nothing is conclusive.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maine, Utah, Rhode Island, and Arizona are also unknown, but with some possible explanations. I only mentioned Idaho because it's a known gibberish word created by one guy. Also fun fact, New Mexico was named that by the Spanish before Mexico was a country.

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