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[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Jesus punishes sinner by turning her French

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Its actually the trans flag as he is turning her trans

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

but i wanted netherlands ;.;
Maintenant, je dois vivre avec la langue française

original before translationNow I have to live with the French language

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Tant pis <3

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

oh we're posting the polish flag popping out of jesus and beaming onto a famous polish saint, a known popular image of veneration for polish catholics, and calling it french again cool cool

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is that...is that really the original intent?

That would mean that Jesus firing nationism beams from his chest is canon to at least someone's theology?

It's weird how much I want this to be true.

I tried to find confirmation, but I learned that "Jesus Painting Poland" is a very deep search term rabbit hole.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Amazing. Thank you.

So if I'm reading correctly, those are generally mercy or blessing beams, and not necessarily usually nationalism beams.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You're welcome! That's my takeaway too, that the beams just happen to be the Polish colors.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

France has a free pass from banter for one more week and as such no joke will be made from my side

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Jésus est un libéral au cœur saignant

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

🇱🇺

Since when is that the french flag ? Did it get invaded by Luxembourg during the night ?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

since when is that the Luxembourg flag? 🇳🇱

and just so you know they probably stole it from the Dutch, wij Nederlanders (die bijna alles gekoloniseerd hebben) and turned it sideways.

List of sovereign states by date of current flag adoption

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wrong blue indeed, but still closer than french flag (at least it's the right order of colors)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

well now you know. and you know how proud Dutch ppl are of their flag?

when the 'muricans ask "hey where do you store you flag when not in use?"

our universal answer is: "in the broom closet"

'american'ts': "surely neatly folded up and definitely not on the floor right?"

the Dutch: "nope, just toss it in there after the variety of holidays that call for a flag"

love this country!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And it'd be less humiliating if we'd got invaded by the Netherlands instead of Luxembourg 😅

Also, as a metalhead, I have no issue being invaded by :

  • Anneke van Giersbergen
  • Floor Jansen
  • Sharon den Adel
  • Simone Simons
  • ... (list goes on for hours)
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

are you part of the luxembourgeois?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I read how French pronounce numbers. Anyone would cry.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

ouch, my bones

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I like to think he's saying "your infant wasn't baptised, so I'm taking it straight to the fires of hell for an eternity of torture. Don't forget that I am love."

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