I was on your side until that gibberish about Chicago style pizza.
As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.
I come from a country where burgers get wider, not taller.
which one?
I'll take whatever gets my beard the least messy.
Chilis used to make a Terlingua Pride Burger, it was wide AF. It was kinda fun, but the bun got soggy before you could finish it and it would start to fall apart.
Still miss it, though.
Heuristics are real things deserving of both respect and fear.
As a sophisticated man of discriminating taste and impeccable manners, I eat these crazy tall burgers with a knife and fork. Just kidding, I use a knife and fork because they are too tall for my mouth and too messy for my beard.
A beard is for enjoying leftovers later. Get with the program, beardo.
I want a burger with the least amount of surface area.
Ah yes, the sphere burger
Especially sucks for people with jaw problems who can't open their mouth that wide. But you're totally wrong about deep dish pizza
Yeah but A&W tried numbers. A purely vibes based experiment with burger width vs height may prove differently.
if i'm hungry enough to want a huge burger, i'd rather have two reasonably sized burgers instead.
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