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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Edit: It will never cease to make me laugh that I get more genuinely serious discussion comments on my meme posts in /c/Memes than anywhere else. I'm not hating, I love it.

Edit 2: Chicago-Style deep dish pizza isn't pizza go fuck yourself

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I was on your side until that gibberish about Chicago style pizza.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As a person who cannot unhook my jaw in the same way that a snake is able to, I am all for the idea of wider, flatter burgers.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I come from a country where burgers get wider, not taller.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'll take whatever gets my beard the least messy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Chilis used to make a Terlingua Pride Burger, it was wide AF. It was kinda fun, but the bun got soggy before you could finish it and it would start to fall apart.

Still miss it, though.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Heuristics are real things deserving of both respect and fear.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

As a sophisticated man of discriminating taste and impeccable manners, I eat these crazy tall burgers with a knife and fork. Just kidding, I use a knife and fork because they are too tall for my mouth and too messy for my beard.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A beard is for enjoying leftovers later. Get with the program, beardo.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I want a burger with the least amount of surface area.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Especially sucks for people with jaw problems who can't open their mouth that wide. But you're totally wrong about deep dish pizza

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah but A&W tried numbers. A purely vibes based experiment with burger width vs height may prove differently.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

if i'm hungry enough to want a huge burger, i'd rather have two reasonably sized burgers instead.

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