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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

2 or 17. Sometimes (rarely) 20.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
  1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.

However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.

So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it's people at 4am changed that.

Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, 20 is the most comfortable set. Sometimes I use 5 if I have guests or I'm not sleeping at home. 2 very rare usually if someone is sleeping in my bed besides my wife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I started doing it due to the heat in summer, then i just kept on doing so even in winter because it is more efficient. You dont have to strip down first and then put on new clothes in the morning or the same in reverse in the evening.

With the sleeping with others besides my partner, i always ask if its okay and that i am willing to wear underwear or pants for their comfort

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ah good, you people are identifying yourselves. We'll have a bus to collect shortly, pack an island appropriate sleeping shirt you freak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

You better make sure the destination is either Ireland or Iceland. Otherwise you won't hear the end of me complaining about too warm weater.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 55 minutes ago

No pants no choice man, soz.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah its a tropical island in phillipines called vini thapu

Cuz.....you know......y'all are winnie the poohing?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You're just jealous because I can rock that style. ;D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

Well i gotta take care of my little Winston here u know ;)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

5: it's cold around the shoulders...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

5 / 15 gang here, what's up?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

curious? about what? im that person, including the 20, ask me anything. im curious to hear whats interesting about sleeping without clothes…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

No clothes at all is fine but wearing only a shirt or bra is highly illegal. It just feels wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Aww, just shut up and sleep.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

nooo thats superior, when you feel cold on your belly but not on your balls, wearing just a tshirt is superior!!! full on swing mode :D

edit: tldr its just freeballing with some extra im cold on my torso

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

You have a lot of self-confidence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Well i hope the blanket doesn't get any funny ideas

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Either 1 or 20

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

20 and its the only correct way

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago

That's what sheets are for

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Loose old 5

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

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