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My wife has a lot of patience.
(ani.social)
Might wanna clip your nails
yeah.
POV okay but just the tits
Wife covers again with sweater
Me:
This made me chuckle. It's so goddamn accurate ๐
Me too.
What's great is when your wife wiggles them on your approach dive as encouragement, then squeaks as you grab hold
Call it "field mousing"
Do you screech while diving on the approach, too?
Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle
BOOBA๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
Guilty.
Oh my god Lemmy is on FIRE and /c/memes is going wild. I haven't laughed this much in ages.
I bounce them up and down singing the titty song.
My wife has the endurance to put up with that every time...
Enlighten me, what is the titty song
It's nothing official, it's just singing 'tietje' in the rhythm of the bouncing. In Dutch it's the 'tietje liedje' (titty song).
Which one? Here's some current songs.
It's her own fault for not staying dressed all the time! ! !1
You transform into a bird?
Yes.
User name checks out.
UvU
OvO X X
Your memes are killing it right now, my guy!
Your meme led me to the definitive comparative study on raptor talon morphology (2009). It's a pretty interesting read so here you go.
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0007999
Yup
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