Art of the deal! Make yourself look like a fucking idiot and then come groveling to China to kiss Xi's toes like a bitch. 5d chess, a true jeanius. Fucking moron.
"Most Americans don't realize how complicated the Weave can be, part of the process may very well be calling hundreds of times with no answer, claiming greatest biggest deals ever are on the horizon and then flying out in person when they don't materialize. He's genius level businessman after all."
--Fox "News" next week
The Art of Looking Weak. Better have a big military parade.
Xi should say trump can come, but Xi's kinda busy right now so there are some mid and low level Chinese dignitaries he can meet with if he still wants to come.
Even better, just leave Donny hanging in a waiting room while playing Obama speeches in the background. There's a rumor going around that they did something similar with Trump's phone calls, they'd put him on hold with Obama speeches playing instead of hold music and just left him there until he'd hang up.
Just give him tickets to museums and some handlers
Pretty hard form trump to physically kneel and kiss Xi’s ass over the phone.
Fart of the deal
What an absolute bitch.
Imposes tarriffs on China. China hits back.
Doubles tarriffs. China hits back and says "fuck you, we're done with the tattiff game. Well play the fucking world trade game. We don't need you."
Trump pauses tarriffs. 😳
Reduces tarriffs. 🥺
Lies about having phone call with Xi. 😅
Cancels paused tarriffs. 😬
Is now going to China, what, to beg for forgiveness? Suck Xis cock?
Honest to god, if you voted for a strongman you're a fucking idiot. This is the most impotent pussy bullshit I have ever fucking seen. From anyone. Let alone the leader of the free world.
A succulent Chinese meal.
Please lock him up. The states will get over it.
Yeah, but xi doesn't have to/ want to see him.
Invite Trump then cancel once he arrives.
Good idea. I'd make him wait 6 hours before telling him xi had to prune some plants.
Let's get some miles on that Qatari jet.
Lmao how fucking hilarious would it be if they deported orangeboi
no invite him, then bar him midflight from china.
He'd just divert to Moscow to get new orders directly.
china can tell russia to accidentally use its AA on an enemy aircraft.
I hope he doesn't come back
I'm guessing paedophilia is illegal in China?
He's excited to put some millage on his new $400 million bribe
Nobody cares any more.
8647 in +86
Only if he promises not to come back.
Maybe he's going to thank Xi for the 90 day reprieve.
Oh, is it spring again already? The smell of love is in the air.
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