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Look at this dope as bear. it is also an owl. that is what you freaks want right? Owls and bears?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Looks stupid, he'll never be a famous D&D monster

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I opened this hoping youโ€™d be here.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm always watching ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only loot it drops is owlbear poopoo peepee and dirty feathers

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, but hear me out: if we crossed it with a man, we could get ManBearOwl. Not even Al Gore would be prepared for that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

does it lay eggs or does it give birth, or is it a marsupial somehow

this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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