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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Im gonna go on a tangeant, but am I missing something in the lore or is Yoda a fucking coward? The sith, with the assistance of the empire, comes in and murders all of his friends and even all the Padawans and he just says "nothing to be done" and goes into hiding.

It's incredible how Andor recontextualizes this because when this happens to other people like Andor or Luthen or Kayla or any other part of the rebellion and it's precursors, they choose to harness their hate and fight to make things better. Even the people we'd call liberals and co-opters like Mothma (debatable, she did sacrifice a lot and was very comitted), Leah's father, and other former senate members still did more to fight than these loser Jedis. People with everything to lose and a fraction of the power Jedis have and they actually commit to fighting. Even the fucking sith lords put themselves on the front line and commit to an ideology.

And after all of that, the Jedi suddenly decide its time to participate once the rebellion is already built up and flourishing, they send one golden special boy to fight, and suddenly they're the spear head of the movement. Fuck these assholes, I hate the Jedi, especially Yoda.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Yoda tried to fight and lost, so he put himself into exile, as is the Jedi way...

The system was designed to weed out the old dinosaurs from trying to hold onto power, because if you failed, you were out-- you always had to be at the top of your game.

Star Wars is a Gigantic universe, and most of the good stories don't involve the Jedi at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Maybe they wanted Luke Skywalker to be some kind of Jesus figure? Or just a garden-variety white savior?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Because normal Mike is already pretty cool. Now imagine Mike but with better spatial perception and sense of smell? How could he not be the best out of those?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Shrek with baby yoda's face is what you see before being pulled into the void

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

this is unbelievably cursed.

I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

mike shreyoda

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Mike with Shrek's face is really good

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Going with Kermit The Shrek.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago

Mike the Frog

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Kermit Baby Yoda looks like E.T. in green O.o

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

i don't like the first row

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

That first column is some scary shit, precious child my foot, that right there is a sleep paralysis demon, especially shrek-yoda. Mike shrek is pretty good, shrek-mike makes me think of the cyclops monsters in Everquest and kermit-shrek reminds me of something I found in Spore.