Lawful neutral, or if the clip gets lost, then chaotic neutral.
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Twist, tuck, freeze
Do none of you people have clothes pins? Or does that count as Neutral Good?
Also, CG and CN need to be switched. There is no way the bottle hack counts as "good."
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Chaotic evil would be rearranging the slices so they don't work for easy sandwiches.
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Freezer bags, 4 slices per bag, in a freezer. That way I can take out only as much bread as I can eat before it gets moldy.
using the bottle neck
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brilliant...
i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit
Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.
I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.
True chaotic evil.
Chaotic neutral for the win.
Freezer that ish
You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.
It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.
Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)
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I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.
I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.
I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.
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Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.
If you look at it, it's lawful good.
But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.
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