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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I twist and fold inside out:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Still chaotic neutral, IMO

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Twist and tuck has never let me down

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Throw in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

A slip-knot works too, if there's enough bag length to pull it off. I don't get the bread box option, there's too much sure exposure, it's gonna make your bread go stale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You don't arrange them in your bread basket?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.

Where would those fall?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I had to look it up. Apparently it's cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you're supposed to clean it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You just turn it inside out and wash with cold water and soap when needed. Then dry in the sun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want some scientific research into this, because I believe the twist and tuck is as good as any other method of sealing the bag, and it's faster and requires no accessories, clips, or tools.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I take umbrage with this meme's characterization of the twist and tuck as chaotic. It's literally the fastest and easiest method without compromising freshness

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's chaotic in that it doesn't ascribe to needing the provided mechanism for closure. It also is not as great if you need to move it around, as it can come untucked easily.

That being said, twist and tuck is definitely Chaotic Good. The bottle hack belongs on the evil row.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. Who the fuck wants to fish out a plastic lid every time you get a slice of bread?

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I have never in my entire life seen an actual bread box, I thought they were a thing from England or something

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (13 children)

My grandma used one. Personally I think the real function was to keep mice from eating your bread, but that hasn't been a problem for a long time.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Twist and tuck all day erre'day

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What in the world is the bottle hack

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cutting off the top of a bottle and jamming the bag through the lid to seal it.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at once. Am I paranoid?

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