save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one
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I twist and fold inside out:
Still chaotic neutral, IMO
When you put the Lawful Neutral into the Lawful Good to form the Lawful Supreme
Twist and tuck has never let me down
Throw in the fridge
i usually tie a knot, or use the little noodle thing that comes with the bread package to tie it
It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.
There's really no argument here.
Preferred but not listed: twist tie. Superior to the clip and usually not plastic but instead thin wire and paper.
A slip-knot works too, if there's enough bag length to pull it off. I don't get the bread box option, there's too much sure exposure, it's gonna make your bread go stale.
You don't arrange them in your bread basket?
What about a bread bag? Like the kind Keeki makes? Thats what I use.
Where would those fall?
I had to look it up. Apparently it's cloth, sealed with beeswax. I wonder how you're supposed to clean it.
You just turn it inside out and wash with cold water and soap when needed. Then dry in the sun.
This is all evil cuz you are buying it in plastic packaging.
Twist and tuck baby
I want some scientific research into this, because I believe the twist and tuck is as good as any other method of sealing the bag, and it's faster and requires no accessories, clips, or tools.
I take umbrage with this meme's characterization of the twist and tuck as chaotic. It's literally the fastest and easiest method without compromising freshness
It's chaotic in that it doesn't ascribe to needing the provided mechanism for closure. It also is not as great if you need to move it around, as it can come untucked easily.
That being said, twist and tuck is definitely Chaotic Good. The bottle hack belongs on the evil row.
Yeah. Who the fuck wants to fish out a plastic lid every time you get a slice of bread?
I have never in my entire life seen an actual bread box, I thought they were a thing from England or something
My grandma used one. Personally I think the real function was to keep mice from eating your bread, but that hasn't been a problem for a long time.
The box being "good" is wild. That is where bread goes stale unseen and uneaten. Its gotta be near the top of pointless kitchen things that only people with more money then sense have.
What in the world is the bottle hack
Cutting off the top of a bottle and jamming the bag through the lid to seal it.
Always eat the entire loaf in one sitting.
I either reuse the clip or twist and tuck it if there's no clip. I don't understand why I'd use extra stuff for this like my own clips or rubber bands
I'm with you, either lawful or chaotic neutral is the way. Everyone else is trying to hard or not trying hard enough.
I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at once. Am I paranoid?