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[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 week ago (4 children)

NO STUPID PEOPLE PAST THIS POINT

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago

That's why they're standing outside.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep, that’s how we got here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Good thing they are before this point

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

Okay but... are we gonna make fun of them for this? No, seriously, if they're happy and nobody's being hurt, what does it matter to any of us what they're doing? ~~Besides the sign, I mean.~~

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, there isn't even a way to tell if this is real. Sure, it could be, but chances are high someone took a picture of a couple that look kind of "white trash" from who knows where, and just used it to create outrage/superiority-circlejerk-bait.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

That's sort of what I wondered the first time I saw it. There's no real evidence that the caption matches the picture.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Average folks don’t take a pic, edit it to make some text space on top and then write the whole story there. If this was like a Twitter/Facebook post with the text in the post caption then it would be more believable.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh, I thought she was his sister at first.

Gonna be fun for the two sisters raising their kids alone after that dude goes out in a meth lab explosion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least he'll die doing what he loved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Their other sister?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

They never outright said that she wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

Alright I'm gonna try this hereditary math...

So these kids will have the same dad, making them at least half siblings.

Their moms are sisters making them first cousins.

So what are they like 3/4 siblings...?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Notice how he's not looking at her or at the camera. That's because he's already checking out the third sister.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

or just making plans to leave permanently

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"Your mom kinda hot ngl"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You can't blame the man, everyone has a right to go for the hat trick

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That hat is approaching triangle

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I think I’m watching the wrong tiger king episode…

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I don't understand. What exactly is "shitty" here? Is there some social law forbidding to move relationships from one sister to another?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I am poly, so, I have no troubles with this. As long as they keep separate bedroom action, I don't see the issue

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lukewarm take: If they consent, they can do what they want, and share the bedroom if they would want that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I would have an issue with it, personally, because related. But this would be my personal limit

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Is this a serious inquiry?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, it's a situation that usually results in drama, but of everyone involved is cool with it, good for them

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Were they just kicked out of that establishment behind them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Haha, they must have been!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Hate when my sims come to life

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did they get kicked out for being stupid?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That guy looks like quite a catch! Congratulations all around!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im glad DJ Qualls found love

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