New male, who dis?

It's fucking satire LMAO

God, it's depressing how many people here don't get that it's painfully obvious satire.

I figure it was real men eat old milk.

That's because it's not an insinuation. I think if you take off the bad vibes only lens it's pretty obvious that this is a sarcastic way of describing a type of man who is refined and contemplative, probably not quick to anger, cares about their health. And these are painted as desirable traits since this is a guide on how to attain them.

I think you could stand to try to make sense of nuanced irony a little better. You would at least be a little less agitated day to day.

Apparently it's a manly man who does not receive negative man points for eating yogurt like a sissy. Non-yogurt males can only eat manly meats and must achieve constipation.

A newly released top tier male that you just might be (very rare, better than beluga male)

The alternative to the classic milk daddy

turk

No, that is guy with the flamethrower from legends of tomorrow.

The chosen one!

/hand job?
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micro-nut-rients am I right.

Sigma on the go