RFK Jr entered into a tontine with himself. He's the only member.
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Wouldn't it be an absolute riot of a "leopards ate my face" situation if he ends up croaking because of this?
To clarify: I don't wish any harm on his grandchildren, but this man's level of willful ignorance and sheer recklessness makes it hard for me to sympathize with any negative outcome he may suffer personally.
During similar conditions in the past it has had around 100x the EPA standard of bacterial colonies.
And he's hypocritical enough that I bet he started an antibiotic cocktail before he went there.
Hope natural selection does its thing.
To him: yes. To his grandkids: no. They don't deserve to get sick and possibly die just because their grandpa is an idiot.
the creek's bacterial counts—particularly E. coli counts—were dangerously high all the time.
Sorry for those children.
THIS IS NOT ROCK CREEK FFS
Everyone including major media sources is parroting what RFK Jr. said in his instagram account as if it's gospel. Go to google maps. Look at Rock Creek. Look how big it is. This is not Rock Creek.
That little girl looks like she's even sick of grandpa's shit. Hair is bone dry in every photo and the only one of her actually in contact with the water, she's kicking it in his face. She honestly looks visibly upset when he's dangling her brother over it.
In my state if you swim in any body of water it's almost always tainted somehow, maybe not with sewage but perhaps some other toxic pollutant. The only exception I can think of is the man-made reservoirs used for drinking water that people swim...
and pee in.
Jesus Christ what happened to water just being normal, dirty, outside water? How did we fuck it up this badly?
Because that's environmentalist extremism. You have to be reasonable and allow the rich to rob everyone at least a little. /s
even in a natural body of water, they have parasites in them, like amoebas, gardia, parasitic eggs,,,etc. because animals die and shit in the water too. and parasites love using aquatic hosts like snails and crustaceans, and amphibians.
Iowa. Right?
Close, Indiana.
Let him swim in the Seine!!!
The water is now less clean for having him in it
So brain worms are back on the menu?
he needs to replenish his intestinal e-coli with pathogenic e-coli probiotics.
Stuff like this isn't a problem, until it is.
What was in that sewage? Anybody with typhoid? Diphtheria? Probably not because vaccination and treatment is still over herd immunity levels. Then, of course, there were the kids who used to get vaccinated for Polio naturally by exposure to untreated sewage, and us rich countries having terrible cases of polio survival in older people because we didn't bathe in toilet outflows.
Thing is, it's a numbers game. The first hundred people might not get sick, immediately, but if you form two lines, one bathing in the sewage pool and the other bathing in a treated sanitary pool, run 100 people a day through each one and track them for two weeks, you'll see the differences. That's why we have scientific publications, so we can read about these kinds of past experiments and don't have to repeat them.
this guys gonna get the fucking Darwin award if he keeps doing this 🤦
He's got kids and grandkids.
Darwin award doesn't apply here.
He gets the Herman Caine award.
Go Darwin! 🎉