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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

G (pictured with the teeth out) has been doing better since he's gotten dog chemo. Although he's not cured, he has his energy back and is eating again :)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Our esteemed Chef is indisposed for today. As per their request, and on their behalf, I will be serving you this fine Tuesday. Please place your orders below for promt fulfillment! ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿž๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿž

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I've gotta go with the celebrity chef's tasting menu please

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿชโ˜•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿซ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿจ

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

And a chicken please ๐Ÿ™

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

How exciting, a celebrity chef for the day!

May I have a full English Breakfast (no baked beans) and a cappuccino with some sort of fancy chocolate art on top please.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณโšซ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ„๐Ÿž

โ˜•๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฑ

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fresh made yoghurt, stone fruits, toast and a big pot of fragrant tea please. ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

๐Ÿฅ›โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿž

๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿต๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Anniversary dins with boyo tonight, Iโ€™m looking forward to it! Not going somewhere overly special, but somewhere nice and close to home. Just happy to be celebrating!

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I picked up plane lurgy :(

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I got in some morning exercise walking to Eastland and back to pick up my new glasses. I am now officially an Old Woman with both multifocals and reading glasses.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Right. Sounds like just about all of us are feeling down in the dumps for one reason or another. I promised justkitten some special motivation brew, which has been accomplished. And I have ingredients left over. So tonight there will be a special brew made to cheer us all up. Should kick in overnight what with it being a full moon and all. It's halal, kosher, paleo, vegan, dairy free, nut free, sweetener free and gluten free so everyone can enjoy. Plenty for everyone so don't be shy.

PS. I also have a new cauldron that I want to try out

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

So glad I'm wfh for this meeting. Fuuuuuuck get to the point lol

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

is it just me, or are the worst meetings now including a welcome to country? my office seemingly only does a welcome to country when the meeting is gonna drag on.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

should be 0nce a week, every monday morning

or people will get sick of it and it will lose all meaning

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tree dahlia

I'm standing under it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love them. So cool. ๐Ÿ™‚

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Finally finished off the last of this batch of stir fry.

Stuffed it up with cooking the noodles too long or something and they weee too soft and gluggy.

Hopefully next batch will go better. If not then itโ€™s the brand of hokkien noodles I picked up.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Everything I've eaten today has tasted increasingly weird. I think Covid might have finally got me?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ruh-roh

Airplane lurgy is full on spicy cough?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Guys, I've just realised its ONLY ONE MONTH until the shortest day of the year. Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh ...

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yaaaawn.

Brain dead tonight. Not sure why.

Might just zonk in bed and read whilst cuddling the cat.

Goodnight all โค๏ธ

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Miss Meow really likes Mr Woof's new carrier. The sheepskin rug is apparently very comfortable.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Mediocre sunrise but nice morning moon to the Southwest.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lots of fog heading into work this morning. It always looks cool

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

it was a lovely moon , soft amber pink tones

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Labubus are ugly. Great, more landfill.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Up there with funko pops.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Todd is home, after two days away at the mechanics. New spark plugs and a new timing belt, and he made friends with another Caddy in the parking lot.

They were running a bit late so I took a cab instead of walking down, which was very quick - I barely had time to get my shoes on before he arrived!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Having a professional mycologist play Guess The Mushroom in court is hilarious.

Adding in: I get that it's hard to tell the difference between mushrooms for mere mortals... but that still doesn't explain how the poisonous mushrooms were only found in the dehydrator and the four victims?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

yesterday I noticed my little right toe has no voluntary movement but still has feeling. I tore the tendon many years ago and it's been iffy since but this kinda made me a little sad. I've had that toe for a long time and it's like a part of me.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is it normal to feel tired during the day and like you can't think or properly get words out?

I've noticed I've been really slow over the past bit, fatigued, tired and spacey. My cognitive tempo is sluggish. I don't know what's wrong with my brain. Ironically, I think it's the caffeine. I don't really remember too much of life before I started consuming caffeine, but I don't think I was this bad. I'm sick of having no energy to do things, and experiencing heart palpitations and nausea.

Until there's decaf matcha, I'm going to have to give it up.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Snack to cheer me up

Air fried crispy chips.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Look at me! I can play Piano!

https://touchpianist.com/

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bloody knackered, just got home. Can't stop yawning!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I really don't understand people's obsession with using Teams / Zoom / whatever for one-on-one short meetings that are perfectly suitable for a phone call. I get it if there's more than one person involved in the meeting, or it's going to be a detailed meeting. Then I feel awkward if I leave my camera off when the other person joins with it on (and 95% of the time, it's on).

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

So you know how everyone does Vegemite differently...? This is minicalhoon1's method...

spoiler

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is this one of those visual tricks where if I angle my phone just right the Vegemite appears?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is this child even an Aussie? Disgraceful.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dutton, if elected, would've put him in Bogan Bay detention centre.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I casually mentioned to the man that I was cleaning the sound system and behind it and he said not to use the vacuum on the speakers. Oh no of course not i replied. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Oh O. How does he think I've been cleaning them all these years

I also googled it because I thought he was being pedantic and he is right.

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