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In my DARE program, they would let us submit anonymous questions and every week a cop would read out "Would SpongeBob smoke weed?" and get mad.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

it's really changed since i remember in my dare program in middle school they made us smell weed

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine recalls this happening in his DARE program, too!

And also recalls loving the smell.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah what weed smells incredibly good to me that would just make me want to smoke it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm in favour of legalisation but weed smells like wet socks lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl I don't have a problem with other people doing it but it was legitimately the worst part of concerts for me I just couldn't stand the smell ;__; (and my first concert was the Green Day Insomniac tour which was full of it :P)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

(although thanks to the guy smoking who let us borrow his lighter so we could burn together some wrist straps and get onto the floor you're the real hero)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Really depends on the strain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've given up on going to outdoor concerts because of that smell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, that south park joke was REAL?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

For mine, they brought in a stalk without leaves. That probably would have been circa '04.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that this is funny. Gonna take a while til I get it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you not get the joke? Or is this a way of saying that you don't find it funny?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's saying he's recognizing the pattern of what is usually funny but his brain is currently not in a state to compute the funny.

Sleep deprivation is a common reason for that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, precisely. I still don't know what's the funny. Or is it really just -ha SpongeBob funny-?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The humor is derived from the silliness of making a government officer read such a juvenile question out loud. So in a way, yeah, haha SpongeBob, but more like "haha SpongeBob, police officer, anti drug program, and drugs"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, that does do be a little bit funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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