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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

DM had a little trinket in a village, a straw with presditgation. He thought nothing of it, I jumped at the chance to get it.

Many sessions later we amaglmise a blade to make bannas, we finagle with the DM enough so we can get a lot of Bannas very easily.

Yet later still, someone in our party tried to tame a monster bear, whole ordeal, anyway, we get the DM to say if we get 500 gold of honey we can tame him.

I say presditgation. I make the Bannas taste like honey, we fool the bear, we pay 0 gold and got a bear.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What is a 'banna'? I thought you might have meant 'banana', but you tripled down so now I'm not sure. The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand, a beach in Ireland

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Yes, Banana, I misspell it so often my autocorrect doesn't correct it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You can remove the suggestion, though if you've already trained it that hard it may not stick. Just click and hold on the incorrect spelling and drag to a trashcan that will pop up

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I make the Bannas taste like honey

The internet only tells me of the Banna Strand

There's always honey in the Banna Strand.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Eric. Of Troy.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Was your DM happy about this turn of events? Mine would litterally introduced the beggar with rats on the next turn.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

He loved we where able to think of something he didn't account for whatsoever and that the strawominous wasn't just a side piece

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, he relishes the challenge of us trying to beat him at his own game.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Not prestidigitation, but one of my wizards used wild magic to make a version of Fireball that erupted in rose petals and cherry blossoms.

We were celebrating our newly independent city-state. King shouldn't have ordered all the mages to the front lines of his stupid war, if he didn't want the mage's college seceding, and taking his second largest city with us

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Got a Scroll of Prestidigitation as a joke item, but I saved it, and eventually found a use for it, allowing my character to avoid the use of a public bathhouse, which was great for him due to personal issues.

The scroll became a running joke, everyone would always laugh about, "Oh, if we only had a Scroll of Prestidigitation!" whenever we fall into a sewer or something. So when he got his next cantrip, at level up, there was really only one choice

this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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