Cats show you their bellies to demonstrate they trust you. Not all cats like belly rubs. For the ones that don't, rubbing their bellies is the ultimate betrayal. It's like seeing your partner naked for the first time, and you immediately start pointing out their flaws, Janet.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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Lays what down?
"Lay" is a transitive verb. It requires an object.
Do you mean "lies down"?
Damn it. You've added a grammar pet peeve to my already long list.
Inconceivable!