it's only bad if it happens to me. i voted for him so it would only happen to others. not me though.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.
It really is a fascinating glimpse behind the curtain.
They're not simple country folk or people with legitimate concerns about immigration. They're bad people, and I'm tired of pretending they're not.
i remember being downvoted for saying this on reddit years ago but I've been adamant that we should stop pretending that conservatism in general is a valid and legitimate political ideology that we have to entertain as part of discourse. stop pretending we have a difference of opinion.
it is an inherently harmful ideology and has no place in the modern world. even with the most charitable approach it is about keeping an economic hierarchy in which the rich exploit and disadvantage the poor. in reality it's much worse.b they just hate you and want you dead.
He would still be spitting MAGA bullshit and wearing that stupid ass red hat if his job was still intact. He only cares now because it hit his situation.
No sympathy for this idiot because he never had any and still doesn't.
Hahahahaha get fucked.
Literally MAGA "conservatives" in a nutshell.
If it happens to you then "good, fuck you lib, cry more! Haha!"
If it happens to me "noooo it's bad! It shouldn't happen!"
Selfish cunts.
I am sure literally any other MAGA "conservatives" that happens to look at this article are probably rationing this as "not my problem", Or "this dude is not real MAGA".
As MAGA people used to say, wake up you sheep.
NAZIS.
They are not conservatives; they are NAZIS.
Treat them like what they are: NAZIS.
A distinction without a difference
I believe that most of these people are now speaking because in reality what they are saying is "look I was loyal to you, give my job back but still I support you making others suffer"
"He's hurting the wrong people" - jeaniuses
^oh no.^
So I got an order of lamb biryani from a local Indian restaurant, that stuff is absolutely delicious! If you haven’t tried it, I fully recommend.
Lamb is delightful, but I always prefer goat.
Haven't tried that dish, but looking at it online it seems delightful. The sauces are always so flavorful.
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He voted with his heart
Well, him and his heart are fucking stupid. I'd say try voting with your fucking BRAIN, but given the source, that's a laugh.
Well bless his heart.
These people are so fucking stupid and deserving of all the bad things coming their way.
Fuck you
They should be burning their MAGA merch in bonfires. Weird how they never regret it that much. Bunch of betas.
FUCK HIM.
These people are NAZIS.
They voted for him because he is a NAZI.
NAZIS should never be allowed to continue existing.
FUCK THAT NAZI. HOPE HE GETS SHOT.
He said he voted for trump twice. But it seems more likely that he voted all three times like the article stated.
The moron can't even count to three.
He probably means something along the lines of "I helped him get elected twice." But please, keep dunking away.
I believe this, but wtf is this source? He voted with his greed, cruelty and racism.
The raw honesty of his message struck a nerve. For some, it served as a cautionary tale. For others, it was a reflection of the growing number of working-class families struggling under the weight of policy decisions they once believed would help them.
“He voted with his heart, but now he’s paying with his livelihood,” one Reddit user commented. “That’s the real cost of broken promises.”
He should have voted with his brain.
Lmao it's prose
Probably pulled from r/conservative.
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Oh well sucks to be you.
Something something about leopards eating a lot of faces.
Imagine how many people would still have jobs if people had just voted for the status quo candidate, instead of the one promising to burn everything down.
Good news for him, I guess. They're hiring more goons for the goon squad - I mean ICE.
NAZIS.
They are NAZIS.
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vote for him once, shame on him, vote for him again, shame on you.
That's what I told my parents and siblings. The first time was curiosity. The second time was intentional. They knew who he was and what he would do. There's no excuse they could give that would justify that second vote outside a lack of empathy and selfishness.
Vote for him once, shame on you. Vote for him again, shame on you. Vote for him a third time?!? Are you fucking kidding me?
They always got the indoor sunglasses selfies
It's to hide the bloodshot eyes from whatever substance they happen to be abusing.
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What was that thing they like to say: elections have consequences.
Nice.
thoughts and prayers...
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