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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

these were actually invented by st. nacho in the late first century

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Antioch

Spanish: Ignacio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacho_(given_name)

Nacho is the common short form of the Spanish name Ignacio.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

AYO NACHO LIBRE!

Protestants BTFO Nachos are papist snackies!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this st. nacho was before anything that could be considered a proper papacy had been established. pre-schism. the most famous other st. nacho founded the jesuits in the 16th century, of course, but nachos were already present in moscow around the same time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Moscow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Nachos are a duginist plot to reunite the catholic and orthodox curches into a super mega ultra church that'll go around eating all of the little churches before plunging all of europe into a wormhole that goes straight to hell

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Cheesus Christ!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm dumb as hell and thought those were marshmallows at first. Not sure if that is better or worse

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

... worse i'd say. I'm not big on mixing the sphere of sweet flavors with the sphere of savory flavors

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends. But marshmallows and cheese sound awful

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It does, but I wonder if it would work out to be something like cheesecake. Depends on the cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Maybe those cute tiny marshmallows on top of a cheesecake would be good...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

And now with 'Murican Pope we can look forward to Doritos Locos communion wafers! Maybe wash it down with some of the Mountain Dew Baja Blast of Christ phoenix-think

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The new Popemobile will be a Monster Truck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

with a can of monster painted on the side! I can hear all the protestants pulling their hair out calling that advertizing of america's number 1 energy drink as satanic brainwashing already!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

American protestants often make me glad I was raised Catholic.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

the only blasphemy here is that they haven't been deep fat fried yet for that true americana taste

kind of like this

Also Panis communio per orationem eucharisticam nondum sanctificata est. yet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's disrespectful, but communion wafers are just pretty shitty crackers until they have gone through transubstantiation, afaik.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

The body of Christ, the hyperlipidemic blood of Christ

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Ew, ew, just ew

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

get ready communion burgers and diet coke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

thats kraut speak for saying "great hosts" I agree so-you-agree

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I'll have you know you committed a grade 5 level heresy. if you don't eat your cheese crusted christ crackers, say five hail marys, then waterboard yourself with mountain dew baja blast santified blood of christ drink, you're gonna get excommunicated and disallowed from going to the great taco bell in the sky

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago