Banger post. Deaf community goes hard

Gosh, only thing I can think of is self-repairing telomeres.

Everything else is perfect, might as well live for hundreds of years.

My brain, i hate being neurodivergent it'd be so great to just fOCUSSS

I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.

Having a bigger dick is overrated. Great for fantasy, but very impractical.

I'd upgrade my lungs to be better filters and oxygenate my blood. My immune system to fight diseases my efficiently (turn it into a scalpel rather than a cluster-nuke). My brain to retain it's learning capabilities well into my later years. Completely overhaul my metabolism so that I won't have to do heavy exercise to get good muscles (really, all that exercise just exists to make one chemical reaction happen).

After that, then, only then, might I consider doing something with my dick. Though perhaps more with my balls, so I can just switch off the reproductive capabilities to ensure safe sex.

Definitely my spine. There's a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.

better brain

with that I can make more money and with that I can just buy new organs

Can I just say “my immune system”? That’d prevent all kinds of diseases and make you cancer proof!

I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.

Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne

Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you'd have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.

Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.

Probably brain, responsetime

Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick

I'd upgrade my balls so that they aren't vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill's purse and get away with it.

All y'all are picking dick.

But the correct answer is the balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.

Sinuses. Those fuckers are overdue for an upgrade. Can you imagine never being congested again?

Brain is the right answer but sinuses are #2.

Brain is a no-brainer. It's okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific

my skin, i think the one organ that protects all the other organs is long overdue for an upgrade

As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.