Damn, they make him sound way more based than he is.

Let me translate for you:

“This is the new pope.

His name is Robert Prevost.

He models Jesus in thought and action.

Maga have nothing good to look forward to.

Just another selfless caring individual in the Vatican.”

If Loomer hates the new pope, that's the only endorsement I need to hear!

Oh cool, glad to know these people hate him. That's a good sign to me.

Why seem Americans to call everybody Marxist they don't like?

I don't want to troll, I am really interested in an answer.

Loomer can go eat a bag of small Trump dicks.

Jesus is NOT alright with Republicans.

Not the Jesus of the New Testament going by his teachings, and not the Jesus that literally labors for the very food the raging hypocrites eat.

Atheists like myself at least don't care about Jesus Christ. But as someone raised Roman Catholic, with a grandmother that recognized the benevolent teachings of the New Testament, I can verify one of the Republican's apparently ridiculous claims is absolutely true:

There is absolutely a war inside America against Christianity.

Republicans are the ones waging it though, as they worship a gold plated nepo slumlord gameshow host idol no less.

Marxist puppet? Are these "Marxists" in the room with you right now?

Who would be pulling the strings for Marxists in 2025? Uh... Cuba? Lemmy.ml? Lenin reanimated as a Communist Lich King?

Ugh us Americans from the USA don’t seem to understand how arrogant it is to say he’s the first American pope. Argentina is in South America. This guy is the first North American pope, or better yet the first pope from the United States. This is going to bug the shit out of me.

Edit: Because I’m genuinely loving the downvotes (you really felt it when I called you arrogant, huh), if the next US president was from North Dakota, we wouldn’t say they were the first president from Dakota, would we?

MAGA are demonic. They are literally driven by hatred and evil, and those that lead them pray only to money.

Ha, hardly. He's also anti-LGBTetc and standard issue cover for kiddie diddlers.

https://www.jpost.com/international/article-853274

Don't threaten me with a good time

Wondering how long it will be until some sordid child sex scandal in Chicago is uncovered with him at the head.

I understand now!

As a cardinal, he was fine.

But when a cardinal becomes Pope, he dies and also goes woke.

Now, we can remember his name.

His name... Is Robert Prevost.

His name is Robert Prevost!

Can we bring back excommunication?

I wonder what kind of pizza he prefers. It would be funny if chicago pizza caused a schism in the church.

Catholics don't have anything good to look forward to

Well you've still got children to prey on. So you've got that going for you.

That bitch is scary as hell

Well well well, no need to sell him even more, I already like him

Nooo! Not the filosophy of Christ! We're supposed to keep crucifying rational people and then ask for or buy some redemption 🙏

Lol, if that’s true, maybe I should convert to Catholicism. Sounds good to me.

It’s funny how much the right hates Christianity, while wearing its clothes and speaking its language.

She lists a bunch of Christian values, then calls them in catholic. Common sense or logic means nothing to these people.