hear me out:
burger
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
hear me out:
burger
Black bean burger with (sorry to be a millennial) avocado. With a crispy patty (from all the flour and the oil heavy pan fry, I know it's not good for me anymore at this point, I don't care) is a thing I regularly crave.
I don't like beans
there are thousands of edible legumes
which ones have you tried that you don't like?
It's because a snake convinced some newbs to eat hamburgers from the forbidden tree back at the garden of Eden.
MMM I love heart attacks from cheap processed slop.
Why are you addressing this declaration to the Mauritian Militant Movement?
Lead also tastes quite good but I wouldn't recommend it.
Fats and savory flavors. It feels like cheating how good vegetarian Chinese dishes are. That pinch of MSG makes a difference.
Plus meat used to be a rare treat. We're kinda evolutionarily predisposed towards meats and sweets.
Sorry, I got baited into being serious in badposting. 😞
I wasn't sure about all this God stuff, but then I went to an Italian church, and let me tell you, having a bit of oil to dip the communion wafer in really sold me.
I just came to the same realisation about communism. Capitalism offers me a bunch of fun distractions, while communism only takes hard work to build! I think the choice is obvious.
stop making sense!!!!!!