-Claims the left is trying to bring back Sith Lords
-Uses image of Trump with red lightsaber
"Workers of the world, unite as the Stars War bad guy"
after looking at this image, I thought I had farted but it was actually just the noise of my brain deflating and comically flying away from my skull like an untied party baloon
My favorite part of star wars is when the rebellion started using off-world prisons to extralegally confine and torture people accused of being associated with the Hutt cartel without trial.
I wonder what historians will think of this?
The Corvids will be like This is why the humans died out
The Cephalopoids will be like It's a good thing we killed those guys
But what will the Portiids think?
Finally, the menace of the broom is no more!
(read Children of Time it's so good)
Will do
I wonder if the third reich had twitter if it would have been this cringe?
Definitely
Cargo cult futurism reflecting the inverse of Italy's conditions. Postmodernism shooting the hubris gun while cry-laughing. An economic death drive so intense that they even enshittified and slopified propaganda as they stripped the last bits of copper out of the walls of the empire. 2013-2025 is going to be the cool zone in all of those history books with 2025-2026 probably being the rupture point.
Darth CHEETO, boom gottem 
Pictured: The guy who hates exercise
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