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[+] Iapar@feddit.org 166 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

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[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 years ago

Or just one big one

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[+] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

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[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 29 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.

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[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 34 points 2 years ago

The man loves 3 things. Beer, himself, and trucks. He's clearly drinking the first and fucking the other two, hard to judge a man who's obtained the kind of success in live that allows him to indulge in his hobbies.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

They eat a lot.

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child)

That bitch hates patriotism.

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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago*

Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

His profile pic is a flag.

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[+] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 79 points 2 years ago (7 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

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[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 34 points 2 years ago (5 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

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[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 32 points 2 years ago*

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 69 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

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[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

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[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

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[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago

I call it the keg.

I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

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[–] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 2 years ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[+] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 41 points 2 years ago (20 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

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[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 50 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Amateur

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (14 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

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[–] tauren@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

It really is. What the fuck?

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[–] iii@mander.xyz 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Now that's confidence

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 2 years ago (12 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (11 children)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (6 children)

He may have some liver fat

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

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[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 years ago

There's my prince!

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@fedia.io 16 points 2 years ago

jesus christ that belly

[+] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

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[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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