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TRUCKIN' (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That bitch hates patriotism.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.

His profile pic is a flag.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

There might also be an inflamed fatty liver hiding out in there.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I call it the keg.

I used to have a mighty one pack, right out of high school my abs were a giant block of solid muscle. Theeeen I went to college and it just became fat.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's also indicative of extreme liver damage

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It really is. What the fuck?

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

He may have some liver fat

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

There's my prince!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

jesus christ that belly

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Proud of what, getting divorced?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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