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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The idea of “soulmates” or “the one and only” is inherently dangerous because it threatens the honesty of a relationship at a fundamental level. And what’s more important to a relationship than honesty?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? Any relationship takes work to maintain, so expecting things to just magically work without putting in any effort is a recipe for disappointment.

Also, the whole opposites attract thing is kinda bullshit when you look at 40+ year marriages.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Opposites attract works for sex though. 2 aggressive tops or 2 meek bottoms aren't gonna have nearly as much fun as one of each.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Thanks to the local porn store, I have had many an eventful evening with another meek bottom.

... also my experience, give a meek bottom some kind of hardware and an opportunity, and they turn into nearly violent tops. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Absolutely scandalous

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nice name, Dharma Curious.... I should have made Dharma Chameleon...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think opposites and sames are bad frames to think of sex and relationships. Aggro top and meek bottom are either a recipe for a wonderful night or a terrible one depending on communication and tastes. Likewise I’ve had good sex with fellow bottoms even though it might’ve been better had she been a top. Additionally a generous vers will find no better company than another generous vers. What works best is one’s complement.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I only date other bi switches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you're in Canada based on your instance so I doubt it would go anywhere. If you're in the Bay Area I'd grab a beer/ slice.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don't consume alcohol or intelligent creatures, but if you're ever in Waterloo, we can have sex.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've confused switch for versatile but I'll fight you off for a while.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm all of it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your not wrong but there is always someone out there that just gets you, difficult to find but they exist.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Oh absolutely. My wife is literally the closest thing there could be to a soulmate. That being said, we both know that there are billions of other people in the world. There’s always an option to find someone else, so we always treat each other right.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favourite phrase -

Your not wrong

Lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Your not wrong

My yes right

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This is a meme about milquetoast christian dudes...

There's no mention of soulmates anywhere. Why is this relevant?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Communication is critical but it's kind of related to honesty. You can definitely imagine a relationship where there is honesty but not enough communication or there is honesty but there is miscommunication without the issue ever being addressed.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Her skills in toaster operation seem pretty important given the context.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's also amazing that they're "perfectly compatible" with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

And then 2 months later, she says the same thing about her new boyfriend Tristan, who is the exact same person.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I quite like my Honda Accord.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They could have picked a less reliable car for the comparison... or one that's more easily stolen lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yea, Accord is good. Altima is much better to be used as a metaphor.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I see you've met my sister.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Some of us wish to be a Connor, these days I feel like the equivalent of a ford pinto

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I'd like to buy Connor a beer

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sometimes taking off your bra and sliding your underwear to a side is all the foreplay you need. So I applaud Connor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That just sounds like standard procedure.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So is foreplay

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You applaud the guy with one move, that only works (in your words) "sometimes". Okay, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Chill.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Why you gotta pick on Connor and his girl? Let people love each other don’t be a dick

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, I found Connor!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Who is Connor? I'm confused.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he'd meant to be a chad? Getting incel vibes from this meme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago