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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Delete my browsing history!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You always were an asshole Gormon.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bombs away!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have to pay rent in two days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

"This is just a movie"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

My main goal is to blow up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And that’s the end of my show! Donk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.

in a less serious tone

Hey, Listen!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Post my browser history.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!

I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!

I’m your huckleberry pie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Who farted?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"What time is love?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I leave all my stuff to... uhh..." 💣💥

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Don't forget to tip your landlor-"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Someone tell Santa it's time to pack it in, cause this cookie's a-crumblin"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Crack an egg on it...caw-caw!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

im the first letter of the alphabet now!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Hope they made a backup"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here comes the boom!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"lets get this bread"

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