this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 hours ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 hours ago

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 7 hours ago

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

You pervert

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There are no children on this app💀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

NaN with you again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

no that's "9" + "10"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Didn't you read? It's your age!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Oh neat, it's my ssn!