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[–] 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

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    [–] 83 points 1 year ago (7 children)
    • Take your age
    • Multiply by e^iπ^
    • Add your age
    • Divide by 10
    • Take a card, any card
    • Add the number of years you've been alive
    • Hand me the card
    • Is this your card?
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    [–] 65 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago

    I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

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    I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    There are no children on this app💀

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    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Take your age That's your age

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago

    COVID made this accurate

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    take your credit card number

    add 2

    that's your credit card number plus two

    post it

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)
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    [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I was told to never do math not even once

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago*

    Take your current age.
    Divide by your age when you were born.
    ERR

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