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[-] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago

I tough he was crying, but now I'm thinking he's high af.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

oh shit you may be right lol

[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Note that even a very petite adult good friend's weight in gold would cost approximately five million dollars.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Interesting, thats kinda less money than I figured..

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Note that this is the worth of the friend's weight rather than volume. If you're picturing a solid-gold life-sized statue, that would cost twenty times as much.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

True, that makes sense

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I’m not stupid I totally realized that immediately (neat thanks)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Most people are not very petite

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Sounds reasonable

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Let's test his Dunbar number.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Hello! We're Lemmy! We're your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I did too, but I eated them. I am ashamed that I ate an entire 96 pack of Crayolas, but it was a long drive.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

And to tie it all off, the TV was set to channel 9 with the breast exam.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wait, what? Is this a show I've been sleeping on?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I think it's an Office Space reference. In the movie, the main character's neighbor shouts at him through their shared wall to check out channel 9, because there's some information about breast exams and he "thought it was something you'd wanna see"

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

is that bag filled with weed?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An 1/8th to a quarter of weed, a cake, AND a new shirt? lucky man

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The older you get, the more that card matters.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Damn Joe got higher than fuck when he saw the cake he needed to eat

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I’d have a similar reaction. My birthdays were so consistently shit that I stopped telling new contacts/friends when it was years ago and I just don’t celebrate it anymore.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Huh.....I don't remember creating account [email protected]

Nor do I remember writing this message, but it's clearly me in that post. Yep. No doubt about it.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Literally at my neighbor's place smoking weed and playing video games. Best living situation you can have in your life is being friends with your neighbors.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: his dog's named Joe

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Another reminder that the simplest deed can make a huge difference in someone's life

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Weed. Looks to be about 14 grams.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yup, neighbor is also the plug and he gave him a free half. What a G.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2025
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