Allow investigations into the Vatican's enablement of predators.

I would try to sabotage the church however i could, but i would probably ended up worse than John Paul I who got offed not even for trying but for looking as if he could be trying to change anything for the better.

Alternatively i would leave the power structure as it is but i should follow the bishop Zebrzydowski adage about worshipping the goat, write some ultraheresy decrees and perform black masses in Vatican.

Implement a new rule that the pope is to be referred to in-person only as "Daddy".

I would excommunicate all cabbage farmers and declare a papal bull declaring all poopy butts heretics.

First: God says I am the pope. all who disagree with this are excommunicated. Second: Any status recognized by the church cannot have a based in gender. This will basically mandate women be treated as peers rather than servants. Third: All the cult programming of children is banned until they turn 20. Before that, learn colors, shapes, math, chemistry, physics, etc. They can devote themselves to something once they have options. four: nazis and their enablers are excommunicated from the church. no exceptions. You do evil in your own name, not ours.

I would be an absolute tyrant.

Choose Communistus as my pope name.