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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

What a ridiculous wife!

Does she really think that forcing him into therapy is going to fix anything rather than just make him more sneaky? He's on an online community for pissing in the sink ffs. He's made it part of his identity rather than just a disgusting habit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.

One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 hours ago

Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there's any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it's not like it's a clean clean environment anyways.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah and if I'm cleaning a litter box in here (or, idk, rinsing the ol' puke basin after someone got sick) I'm giving it a wipe with some javel.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago

Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

get a lemon tree.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we've all been there.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

Just piss in the bidet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 13 hours ago

The subreddit this is posted in was "sinkpissers"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

She found out that he pisses in the sink

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