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[-] [email protected] 113 points 2 months ago

Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Yikes.

“you cunt”

wife’s contact named “mrs”

Confirmed Aussie and degen.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 months ago

What's the rest of that sentence?

"Just get over it." ?

What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.

It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters

what

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.

Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.

As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.

The height is just so convenient.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I take it you're tall and have a short counter?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.

Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I mean you do you but like you might as well not 😅

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.

Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.

One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Dude.

Ok. first of all all the litter is scooped out first. You're basically scrubbing a flat tub in the shower. Do you think litter and turds are being dumped out on the floor and hosed down the drain??

Secondly that shower has seen a lot fuckin' worse than some litter dust.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

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