She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."
Disgusting and unfunny is very on brand for him.
Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.
I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
Yeah, I have no idea what the best procedure would be, but I think the only things to worry about are foot fungus (no idea if there's any risk, but your feet are very much touching the shower floor) and rinsing the soap if you drop it when showering? Like, you wash your ass in that shower, it's not like it's a clean clean environment anyways.
Yeah and if I'm cleaning a litter box in here (or, idk, rinsing the ol' puke basin after someone got sick) I'm giving it a wipe with some javel.
Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment
My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
get a lemon tree.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we've all been there.
People do what in the sink? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
It goes in the exact same pipe as the toilet. Just rinse the sink afterwards.
Piss but til some also shit in there
anything is a toilet if you're desperate enough.
I'm currently using my bosses desk drawer right now.
Just piss in the bidet
I might piss in a sink if all the toilets and urinals were being used and I had to go so badly that I was about to piss my pants. If I were in a private residence, I would just piss on the ground outside.
I am missing something. What did she do to the sink?
The subreddit this is posted in was "sinkpissers"
She found out that he pisses in the sink
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