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My BMI? NaN. (thelemmy.club)

TranscriptA screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."

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[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago
[-] will_a113@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.

[-] will_a113@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn't buying it. Still went away for manslaughter

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 18 points 1 year ago

And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Not so fast, we don't know that a black hole has a singularity. It's more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn't work.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

That's what a singularity is. It's literally a maths term for an undefined point in a function.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

When the math says you divide by zero, that means we don't know what happens there. It does not mean there's a singularity, it means the math we have for that breaks down in those situations.

[-] Haess@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

That's a lot of Fight Milk for that much mass cultivation.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 1 year ago

Absolute unit

[-] match@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

advanced "your mama" joke

Shit I'm sorry for your infinitely obese son :/

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't be obese, you'd be OBOSE.

this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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