Does anyone know who the original creator is?

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[–] 87 points 1 year ago (13 children)

How often should you shampoo your Baphomet? Asking for a friend.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Don't shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

    Brush them every few days or so and they're fine (that's overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

    Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I'd assume, but probably even more averse to water

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

    Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

    And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Won't the goats just eat the blackberry bushes?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I was literally about to reply to them

    Yeah, immediately and voraciously

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    They're hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won't eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeap, and they'll eat right through the "impenetrable" bushes like they're nothing, it's super impressive

    This is one of mine that destroyed a couple of my berry bushes when they broke down my fence

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    What a goat! I assume they're responsible for the broken planter tray as well?

    Also I didn't see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Assuming you're a mortal, you shouldn't have to worry about it in your lifetime. However, if you have sold your soul for immortality, you should wash once every 666th celestial alignment. CAUTION! You should never use regular soap and water, especially anything marketed as sacred or holy water, as this can agitate the skin. Instead, you can find chicken blood in the meat department, or sometimes it is labeled as fishing bait. This is an all-natural alternative. Don't be afraid to experiment by making your ownβ€”there's nothing quite like organic, homemade products, and you can use higher-quality ingredients than what you find in stores, such as sheep's blood or the blood of your firstborn. Your immortal soul will thank you for itβ€”oops, silly you, you already sold that.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    kelsiebru on IG?

    i see this:

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    is there a version in English with the author's info attached? i want to share it with my English speaking friends, but not be a fuck about it.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    When your demon becomes your holy guardian angel. ❀️🏡️

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There's a manga where that's the original premise, except the summoner immediately asks the demon to marry him instead

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd be interested in seeing it. Do you know the title?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Have they pet this goat yet

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  • Black Philip!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

    edit: You'd have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn't seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it's not possible is all I'm saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Goats sure are neat

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