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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your dreams will come true someday, Duck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

He should be more honest with his desires

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's word for word what some friends and I always say when we go kayaking

Except it's about cormorans instead of dolphins, they're legion where we are and come and go inside and outside of the water

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can relate. It's hard to tell but there are both cormorant and vultures in the tree.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think I see you in the picture too, Evil_Shrubbery.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh noo!! I've accidentally let my roots grow into the water, boy I sure hope nobody enters my root-butthole at a high rate of speed ...

(But don't out me like that - look how many gov drones are perched up on those trees!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you use special kinky kayaks with an opening at the butthole level?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean sit-on-top kayak with scupper holes ? Exactly

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I've never seen one with the hole aligned exactly at the right place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Then suddenly a vortex opens up and swallows the duck and all the marine life anyway, so... 🤷‍♂️

Edit: 3 people still have PTSD over Ecco the Dolphin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

i want to downvote this ; bit i wont