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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Yes, I do have a document that details those steps, but this knowledge is too powerful to have out on the open internet. I can mail you a copy of the document for $125.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I also have this document but I don't want him to stamp it and become the past master of it. He can't have it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

It’s okay, I have an anti master document ratified under the Tri-county Viking Congress of 573 (AD).

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I think it was the sovcit David Straight who recently died who was selling binders of sovcit material for like 250 bucks?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'll send the document for the low low price of $124.99

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's a rip off! I'll send you two for only 100!*

*per document

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

And thus the whole reason for this nonsense is exposed.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yes, I do have such a document.
Unfortunately I do not know how to stamp it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I know how to stamp a document, but I don't have any.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Oh my, what a big and hard stamp you have, will you be my past master?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I'm only certified to be a future master.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sovcit can wipe his ass with it. Then no one will want to own it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

To become..uh.. past master of said document you must make a wax mold of your butthole and use that as your stamp. (make sure that wax is good and hot, or you won't be able to read the fine print.)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Pro tip, brass will be more durable, but it might sting a bit while casting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I trust the brass ass cast master.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can't become a Past Master until you've mastered the past. So unless you can time travel, you're SOL, SovShit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I only have future master and present master stamping information. Usually $125 each buy I'm selling them as a bundle for $190 right now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You need to go to Information Retrieval to get a stamp.

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