That’s not how you make friends.
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- What is your name?
- What is your quest?
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- hey, my name is _____, what’s yours?
- are you looking for new friends?
- great I do _____ on ______ days, would you like to join?
This is great. But how do you deal with people that you've invited to an event that's public, and you didn't gel with them?
My dad, when I was a kid, used to open the door quickly, look down at my visiting friend and say "Who the hell are you?"
Then he'd shut the door abruptly, wait 3-4 seconds, then open it, laugh, and welcome them in.
If you can do that and they don't get offended, they're friend material.
Wide implementation of this technique would certainly explain why anxious/nervous people would have fewer friends.
My dad, when I was a kid, used to open the door quickly, look down at my visiting friend and say “Who the hell are you?”
Sad story time.
A friend of mine was visiting one of our mutual friends nearby in the big city while I was in the far, far outskirts. He was such a positive influence that I agreed to come visit at the same time and catch up, as he was always a great time. This excellent friend always brought a gallon of stories, his usual infectious manner, and this time he brought a surprise new girlfriend.
I did the "who the hell are you" and she got put off. It went reeeally poorly. They left for home the next day, ahead of schedule, back to America. He shut me out. Over the years he kinda shut everyone else there out, too, as far as I know, as he focused on the birth of two kids in succession and then his wife's affliction with an aggressive debilitating disease; it may have been ALS. He shut a lot of ancillary things and people out, and I get that of course, but I am disappointed that my last interaction was a bombed joke.
It's been 18 years. I finally booted him from my social media about 7-8 years ago.
What's your favorite rock?
What is the strangest food you've ever tried?
What kind of nerd are you?
I'd say Hard Rock or Llanite.
Octopus rolls at a sushi bar. I wasn't a fan of it. It's too chewy for me.
I'm a well rounded nerd IMO. I'm into video games of all kinds, movies, TV shows and lore from Warhammer 40k.
How about yourself?
17, w, cali
Suddenly feeling old.
40, m, Manchester UK.
Also old, 44/f/usa
- Do you like Anime?
- Do you like Attack on Titan/Death Note?
- What do you think about Eren/Light?
Yes, but I haven't watched a ton.
Those two are my favorites of what I've seen (outside of Ghibli, which I feel like is a category unto itself).
I haven't seen the last season of Attack on Titan, so don't spoil it, but I feel like Eren is complicated enough that I'm not going to form a full opinion until I see how it plays out. Light, however, I think is an irredeemable sociopath that justified his murderlust by going after socially convenient targets until he decided it didn't matter anymore, and began to think of himself as a god.
Fucking excellent storytelling, but I didn't care for the L replacement kid
Congratulations! Now we can play SoulCalibur together.
Which game is your favorite, who is your favorite character, and do you only know their longest combo?
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What music do you like?
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MAGA?
If you like music, and hate MAGAs, we can be good friends.
If you dont like music, and hate MAGAs, we can probably still be friends.
If you LOVE the music I love, but are MAGA, then you can fuck right off. I don't hang with Nazis, no matter what your musical tastes are.
- Is modern medicine a scam?
- Is the current political world trend good or bad?
- Do you respect transgender people?
Reasoning:
- Are they conspiracy theorists
- Are they pro oppression and racism
- Are they tolerable of people who are seen as extremely outside of the standard norms and recognize that they don't pose a threat to them personally
My only question is "What are the four essential freedoms of free software?". If they can list them I know they're alright
- Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change
- Free to do what I want, any old time
- Free ride, take it easy
- Ok I ran out of songs now. Free as in
malloc?
Close enough, you're cool. Here's the actual list though (wiki link):
- Freedom 0: The freedom to use the program for any purpose.
- Freedom 1: The freedom to study how the program works, and change it to make it do what you wish.
- Freedom 2: The freedom to redistribute and make copies so you can help your neighbor.
- Freedom 3: The freedom to improve the program, and release your improvements (and modified versions in general) to the public, so that the whole community benefits.
What brings you happiness or joy in life?
What do you do for fun?
What's one thing you'd 100% recommend to someone brand new to the world?
What is your favorite deck
What is your favorite joker
What is your favorite spectral card
Enterprise D - I like the carpet.
Heath Ledger.
Immolate - I'm not a destroyer, but $20 is $20.
What's your favorite video game?
What's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite book?
If they say Call of Duty, Atlas Shrugged and Catcher in the Rye: They will never be my friend.
Just be interested and ask them questions about their life and hobbies and see if they do the same.
It's a starting place. The rest depends on building trust and respect and common interests.
Do you drink coffee black?
What do you think of motorcycles?
What is the highest elevation you have hiked to?
The one I thought of was actually "What do you think about astrology?"
The answer I am looking for is neither that they believe or don't believe it, I want to hear something between. Something like
"It's fun! I love seeing the connections between people born with similar birthdays and stuff, and honestly it does seem accurate sometimes. But also I don't live by it! What about you?"
This open, honest way of communicating is what's important. Didn't knock the idea down or support it 100%, just approached with an open mind.
Having an open mind is great and all, but once you’ve gathered enough information to take a position you’re not obligated to coddle those who remain willfully ignorant. I’ve personally never found astrology “fun,” it’s stupid woo that encourages people to adopt other stupid woo. At a time when anti-intellectualism is being institutionalized into government policy (in the US at least,) I don’t see how anyone in good faith can actively encourage that.
What’s your religion if any? What’s your political views if any? And what’s your top three hobbies? :)
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