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[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago

I am the second one.

Battle scars are customizations.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago

Tech is a tool to me and tools shouldn't be pristine and unused.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Any time I get a new toy, I do try to keep it a shiny as possible for as long as I can, but yeah eventually the battle scars come through and then it's a different story.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Same, but “as long as I can” generally means a few hours.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Tools should be used for sure.

Still never a reason to carelessly step on cables, toss/shove the computer instead of set it down, etc.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Hey treat your stuff however you want. But generally tools are meant to wear out from their intended use. Ususlly, the better you treat your tools the more use you get out of them.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

That’s stupid, all my tools are in great condition. Just because it’s useful doesn’t mean it needs to be dirty and damaged and shitty.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

A knight in shining armor never had his mettle tested!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Remember the old ThinkPad idiom: "If the cracks are just plastic, it's still fantastic!"

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[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

biblically accurate computer

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I would argue this is the just the second kind

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"Can you stack peltiers? NVM I'm gonna try."

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

"Cooling sucks? Drill a hole here and here."

No joke, that was the workaround for a gaming laptop i owned in 2010 i think?

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

So I started going to University recently, and the amount of people I've had actively chastise me for how I treat my laptop has been shocking.

This is a tool to get things done, it's not some precious gem, I bought a cheap laptop with the expectation that it's going to get gross and crusty and I'll have to hose it down once a year, I'm going to wing it around and drop it and clean the screen with my sleeve.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

Treating a telescope like a jackhammer isn't going to work well.

They just haven't figured out your jackhammer just looks a lot like their telescope.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Craftspeople treat their tools with respect and consideration.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It may be news to you but generally people cannot tell apart semen from just crusty dirt.

It’s probably why your laptop has been such a hit around the campus.

I don’t think even the bioengineers are brave enough to take a sample

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah man, have some self respect and wipe it down regularly.

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

My old MacBook was first too shiny and new to put stickers on, then it lived so long that I didn't want to waste stickers on a machine that I'd need to retire. It made it ten years before having weird bootloop issues.

To try to counteract my own neuroses I went sticker mad on its replacement immediately. It also helps with easily telling which way is up at a glance (I don't know how many times I had to rotate the old one when I went to open it).

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

You know, aside from the i9 MacBook pros, these are really resilient machines that will last quite a while. They don’t deserve the hate they get. They easily outlast gamer laptops that bake themselves to death.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

The butterfly keyboard models are definitely not included in that statement, but all other models yes they'll live forever. BUT i also have a bunch of old laptops from other companies that live forever running linux

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

The scratches on my thinkpad aren't flaws. They're battle scars!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am the left one until the first scratch appears, at that point i manage to do worse than the Right one.

Looks at hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

hp stream that's been choking for 5 years in cnc shavings

Now here is someone who knows how to treat an hp

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

A Thinkpad running windows is just disgraceful. Good hardware deserves good software

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I've actually ran a server for a few weeks with a heatsink just sitting on the CPU with a dab of thermal paste.

I was waiting for mounting hardware. Thankfully it was a PGA so mounting pressure didn't match much.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

it better be getting ready to be linuxed

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

One isn't a tech enthusiast, but a tech idiot.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Yeah, who hooks a portable generator up to their laptop without using a surge protector??

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The caps in the power supply should be enough to eat the noise in that power source.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You're just gatekeeping.

ThinkPad with a generator? Nothing wrong with that


maybe add LoRa, get a ham license and add some packet radio or digital modes and you have a neat disaster setup.

MacBook that you don't want to scuff? Well, I'm not that precious with my gear, but you do you. Many Mac laptops last a very long time, and the performance of modern Apple silicon is really, really impressive


and you have UNIX out of the box. Plenty for a tech enthusiast to like.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I ran over mine with my car (by accident, of course) and it survived, I'm still using it even though I had to take some acrews out to relieve the pressure from the fan because it was hitting the case and sometimes I have to fold it a bit to the other side so it doesn't make noises.

So I guess I'm the second one

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

The one on the right needs a surge protector.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Classic thinkpad battery health

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't even call the left side a "tech" enthusiast. More like a fad or clout enthusiast...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

On the right, but with a solar panel.

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