Woman bad

And this one even has a little homophobia sprinkled in.

"I barely talk to my friends lol."

"There's a male loneliness epidemic."

The guy didn't explicitly say he married a woman, might still be gay.

Also it's not manly to share your life with a friend apparently.

I'm 40+ and a couple of months ago started therapy. I didn't even knew I needed therapy, went with my wife for couple therapy and it quickly turned into personal therapy.

What I learned after some tests is that I fall into the top 4% of men who are emotional closed off. This is pretty extreme, but maybe the worst part is, I never even knew. This is the stereotype we teach boys, men don't have emotions, they don't talk about emotions, etc.

And we wonder why there's a male loneliness epidemic

I have friends that i know for 10+ years and i don't know their real names

I learned someone's name at work yesterday. We've been at the same location for like 8 months... and we have nametags...

And it’s ultimately insulting to men too, like the idea of being excited to share personal news is somehow anathema to the male experience.

Idunno I have quite a few friends where we only interact like every 4-8 months ish. But when we do we talk everyday for a month or two, then go separate ways again. Lifes busy we all know that. Not being in contact does no mean losing a friend.

Soon maybe not anymore

Depends on where you are sadly.

He was starting to think it, and now he knows.

SNL did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YChioDnHxm4

Oh, friends assume sexual preference based on other things too. Like the way you eat a hotdog, what kind of car you drive, how quickly you can recognize that the song is by Kyle Minogue, how long you hold a sloppy french kiss with your homies, wether you you sit with your legs crossed or slow down on a yellow light.