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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 163 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

My junk's been raw as hell this past week.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Raw irritated penis

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the worst part so far is the instant irreversible plainclothes death camp disappearances with no legal process but sure go off I guess

[–] Brutticus@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Horny people have rights... for now

Not in texas!

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.

[–] Rogue@feddit.uk 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What the absolute fuck. That's insane if true.

With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Spoiler: It probably isn't

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 47 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

All you people casually interspersing regular posts with porn in your feed scare me. My account had NSFW disabled when I made it, and I've never turned it on.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's hungry Only Fans girls out there who need our help. It's your duty as a humanitarian to help them. 😁

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

They hungry, we thirsty. It's a match made in the Bacchanalia

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like the danger. Wait for no one to be looking over my shoulder then eye-fuck the shit out of a post while maintaining a convincing poker face.

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I see lots of furries and anime chicks still

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if he's not complaining?

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well I'm complaining about all the "moe" with children in it. This shit is absurd.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

.....I don't know what you mean by "moe", and based on context I feel ignorance may actually be bliss in this case.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

pr0n? on lemmy? that’s disgusting. where?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a whole instance...

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[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I've scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.

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[–] Brutticus@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by "subscribed" and "hot" or "new." Also subscribe to more of them.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts...

Why are you looking at me like that?

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago

You lot scare me, judging by these replies.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did .world ban NSFW or something?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder...

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don't need porn communities here really. I just didn't want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.

Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're sorting wrong if you don't see at least 1 porn post every time you refresh the page.

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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago
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