me_irl : me

[-] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 10 months ago

Only every time I interact with someone

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Try decades as a neurodivergent corporate sales exec Imagine Neo was a clutz and saw the Matrix and was deep in the game, but had no abilities

[-] FoolishAchilles@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Checks again for my autism— oh yep that’s just gonna be how that is I guess

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago

Still internally screaming about the haircut I got 3 weeks ago, why do you ask 🙃

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago

That haircut for me was 18 years ago. It's all weather and direct sanitized answers now.

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Yes, all the time. The fact that people actually want spend time with me is pretty weird if you ask me. I see it in their eyes that I act odd, lol.

[-] deus@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

You know, there's something truly beautiful about people knowing you're weird and still wanting to spend their time with you.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I have one friend I like to hang out with specifically because of how she's weird.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Someone took the time to edit out the date & time info so you wouldn't know how old this repost is.

[-] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

On the other hand sometimes I come away from an interaction thinking "Damn, I was on today!" so I've learned to forgive myself for not always being there.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago

"Enjoy your meal!"

"Thanks, you too!" (Internally: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!")

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

sauce

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

Haha, yeah. I maybe blew up my household dynamic in one conversation the other day. Wish me luck everyone 🤞

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

But that implies I have some good social interactions

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Does the day end in a y?

[+] Tanuki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Thinking the next day about something awkward I did/said at a party

Man, I really need to stop drinking before interacting with people, I just wind up putting my foot in my mou-

Suddenly realizing the awkward thing I did/said was before I started drinking and I was stone-cold sober when it happened

...oh. Maybe I should actually insist on drinking before interacting with people...

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

That's why I don't enter social situations...

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Every time

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

that is going to be the title to my memoir:

"mmm ... that was not my best work: the /u/TheReturnOfPEB story"

[+] nairui@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[-] Kualdir@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, a lot of times actually

[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

L'esprit de l'escalier

[+] FugginJerk@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 months ago

Every time

[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I literally just told this to myself coming out of the office since my entertainment suggestion to my colleague fell flat.

I uttered to myself: "Well, next time, refrain".