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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Genuine questions, how can I kill a child with a fork?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

SIGTERM or if you're feeling spicy SIGKILL

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does that also kill/damage the fork?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

... In minecraft

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Genuine question, have you ever used a fork before

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, well, there’s your problem. Start with that, and the “killing children with forks” thing will solve itself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Depending on the existing set, forks may be the only option though. And killing children with clones sounds much harder than with forks.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I ain't tryna be racist, but--

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

You can also have fun with that one.

“I’m not racist, but why is the receipt printer at the self checkout always so low?”

“I’m not racist, but how come there’s no hardware stores close by?”

Let em spin their wheels trying to figure out what’s racist in a bland question.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Yes. Yes i am.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

It really depends on stupid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Genuine question: Are you fucking stupid?

Well I don't think he's THAT dumb...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

What are your favorite XYZ? I don’t really care, I just wanted an excuse to post mine! They are…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I could do that or, and hear me out here, I could not do that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Similarly, "by your logic" is never followed by anything resembling your logic.

But "this you?" is a killshot. Deadly accuracy, without fail.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"What? I'm just asking questions."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

JAQing off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

fucks sake, thats what I started saying whenever I actually am asking a question.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Too bad, into the boiling pot of minor social transgressions (honestly I get Joan's frustrations but my lord they seem to get mad at fucking everything)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

"Can we talk about..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I say that when I'm about to ask a question that sounds disingenuous but I honestly feel like everyone but me got the memo about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Genuine question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Uh... 5.
I'm going to go with 5.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"don't wanna get political, but..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

...you're just going to power on through and do it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

genuine ≠ genius