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[-] [email protected] 146 points 2 months ago

Give me the news, I've got a... bad case of lovvvvvvin youuuuuu

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Somebody always got to beat me to it. I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. :(

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Aww. It's mainly boredom and luck that I was able to catch it. Lol.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Don't think of it as a race, think of it as an opportunity to find kindred spirits

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Damn, I felt my heart thaw a bit. Gotta be more careful around this neck of the interwoods.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Haha! Yes, I too am old, nice to meet you.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

For some reason I have strong memories of my childhood dentist having this song on. They almost always had a "soft rock" station on, which to young me was very awful.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My dentist was similar. I heard so much Tom Petty and Van Halen on my dentist trips

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lucky bastard.

I heard so much Bon Jovi, my teeth are rotten.

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Forgot that Terry Gilliam was in Spies Like Us

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch"

Everything okay over there America?

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Not by a long shot.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

It just looks like craft soda in a fountain?

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

My parents wanted me to become Dr. Doctor. But I'm merely a Mr. Mister. So take these broken wings.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

🎵Can't you see I'm burpin, burpin?🎵

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Little bit of Thompson Twins? Nice.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Definitely had a cross between "it's an older meme" and "I understood that reference" memes fighting it out before posting, wondering how many people might actually get the reference.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?

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The only question... The question the Silence dreads... The first question in the universe... Doctor Who?

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Please. I applaud you on the UFO reference instead of Robert Palmer.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Waiter: "What would you fellas like to drink?"

UFO: "Dr. Doctor! Please!"

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Major Major Major Major

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

🎶 Doctor, Doctor, say what you see, I've got a bad case of diabetes 🎶

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I mean what else are you gonna name the flavor that is Dr pepper?

Cherry BBQ flavor?

I can't really explain how it tastes except that.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper? Mr. Doctor? Dr. Mister?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

No I mean the flavor not the name. Sprite tastes like lemon lime, Fanta is orange, grape soda is... Grape. Root beer tastes like cough syrup, etc...

What the hell does Dr pepper taste like?

I think it tastes like BBQ sauce with cherry in it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Spiced cherry cola, maybe?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah that works. Explains the pepper part for sure.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Where do I get the root beer flavored cough syrup?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, grape soda is purple flavored.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Dr? Doctor.

Thirst? Unquenched.

Hotel? Trivago.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Visa? Mastercard

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Anything labeled "Non-GMO" is bullshit. Whether the "real" sugar in there came from sugarcane or beets those plants have been genetically modified for centuries, long before dipshits decided GMOs were somehow unnatural and scary.

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Can these machines even operate using glucose syrup? They seem to be attempting to get in on the non-corn syrup craze, but I don’t think they’re physically capable of using what they’re implying, but not stating.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Rest of the world exists you know, where corn doesn't get insane subsidies and sugar cane / beet is far cheaper than corn syrup.

Ingredients of our Cola bag-in-box for postmix machine: Water, sugar, colouring (sulphite ammonia caramel), acid (phosphoric acid), flavourings (contains caffeine), sweeteners (acesulfame-K, sucralose), preservative (sodium benzoate), anti-foaming agent (dimethylpolysiloxane)

Oh, sugar tax and health labels (green A good, red E bad) made everyone cut back a little and add some sweetener... Meh.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It is a US product made with cane sugar, I don’t see the relevance of the rest of the world

“Currently RHB does business with More than 3500 customers all around Texas“

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes.

Source: Fat American who drinks corn swill (HFCS) soda.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Jokes on them, I would have got that from a Mr. Doctor.

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