It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident
🤔 Seen this?
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
The age old story...
^Though 'permits prompt privy passage' might have worked better/^
I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!
I like both my bollocks next to each other.
I don't get it
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Hope this helps:
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Not being British I was trying to figure out what bollock was lol. I wasn’t literal enough
Floorplan kinda looks like a pee pee...
Yeah, I kinda thought, well, technically the floor plan's correct - there's the round part there and another there and, ahhh...
Lol, of course they did. They chose the least obvious orientation for the diagram, to their credit. Haha
I see what you did there.
I ran through a few permutations but "cock-up" and "low-ball" just didn't work.
I don't like how the outside and inside don't match. Give me rustic or give me modern, not rustic on the outside and modern on the inside.
What the hell is this house? Is it located in someone's backyard? What is going on?
It's a dovecote and outbuilding behind a large mansion house.
gosh that place is dreamy, can you imagine
At Towerburn!
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