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How to balls-up a floor plan (www.rightmove.co.uk)
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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident

🤔 Seen this?

Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

The age old story...

^Though 'permits prompt privy passage' might have worked better/^

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I like both my bollocks next to each other.

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